Funny Human Time!!

Hi I'm Bees!! I also go by most of my kin names :)
My pronouns are she/they/it/eI'm a white and able-bodied singlet. I have autism, ADHD, generalized anxiety disorder, seasonal affective disorder and mild depression. I'm not telling you what's officially diagnosed and what's a self-dx because not only is that an invasion of my privacy, but you really don't need to know either <3 I'm also farsighted and have prescription glasses </3 I'm also very prone to panic attacks. So in short... yes, please be patient with me. Also try to use tone tags if you can. It's not necessary but it definitely helps ^^INFJ Gemini assuming that matters (it genuinely doesn't)I use a typing quirk or three- I often end sentences with two punctuation marks rather than one, spell "yeah" with an extra letter, and occasionally refer to myself with "We/Us/Ours/Ourself" rather than "I/me/my/myself." I hold back in more professional situations such as conversation and this Carrd.I am a Christian, despite my obvious blasphemy and often dismissal of religion. Episcopalian to be exact. However, unlike most morons on this hellhole (any) I won't force it on you.

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Fun facts about me:
I got kin assigned Cozy Chomps and Midas from Fortnite
I do not kin Cozy Chomps or Midas from Fortnite
Orange is my favorite fruit and color
I kick absolute ass using King Dedede (and Shulk, somehow)
If you see me randomly tweeting about how combat boots and/or thigh highs are the greatest things in the world, don't panic; this is normal
I WILL eat moss. Mark my fucking words

Labels (in order of self discovery):
Bisexual/pansexual (don't care which)
Transfeminine
Panromantic
Non-binary
Genderfluid
Polyamorous
Catgender
Demigirl
Sapphic
Intersex (MAIS)

Kinlist, high to low:
Sara Chidouin (YTTD)
Sunny (OMORI)
Kris Dreemurr (deltarune)
The Paradigm (Fortnite)
Ghiaccio (JJBA)
Josuke Higashikata 8 (JJBA)
Josuke Higashikata 4 (JJBA)
Josefumi Kujo (JJBA)
Jotaro Kujo (JJBA)
ENA (JoelG)
Leaky eye Luca (JJBA)
Gin Ibushi (YTTD)
Tia Safalin (YTTD)
Mira (Donut County)
Eco (Fortnite)
(I kin for fun, though I really do see parts of myself in Sara, Kris, ENA and Sunny. Doubles allowed on all kins.)
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Comfort characters:
Basically everyone listed above, Josuke 4 especially
Joe Tazuna (YTTD)
Jonathan Joestar (JJBA)
Speedwagon (JJBA)
Part 3 Jean Pierre Polnareff (JJBA)
Mikitaka (JJBA)
Foo Fighters (JJBA)
Yasuho Hirose (JJBA)
Spring Man (ARMS)
Punchy (Animal Crossing)
The Seven and adjacent skins i.e. Panther (Fortnite)
Swordsmachine (ULTRAKILL)
(I cannot tag any characters I kin nor any of my comfort characters!!)
(Also if you even THINK about sending me hallucination Joe to cheer me up I will track you down and stomp your head so far into the ground that you'll be spitting out dirt whenever you talk for the rest of your life)

Interests I can't tag (bold is current hyperfixation):
Katamari Damacy series
Fortnite
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Minecraft
Fallout series (I FUCKING LOVE NEW VEGAS)
Terraria
Team Fortress 2
Starbound <3<3<3
Your Turn to Die / Kimi ga Shine
Most works of Neil Cicierega
The PlayStation 2
BNA (studio trigger please make season 2)
Pikmin series
ULTRAKILL
OFF
Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Splatoon series
UNDERTALE/deltarune
Interests I can tag:
Initial D
Vocaloid
OMORI
Oneshot
Portal+Half-Life series
Kirby series
De Blob
Pokemon series
The Legend of Zelda series
A Hat in Time
ARMS
Blaseball
Animal Crossing
Death Squared
Scribblenauts series
Rocket League
Hylics
+and many more.
Note that I am critical of all my interests, but such a thing exists called separating art from artist. I can still enjoy media even if I hate the creator.

Aesthetics I really like:
Nautical/dark nautical
Seapunk
Vaporwave (please don't kill me)
Preppy
After hours
Specifically synthwave carcore. Gimme those neon beaches n shit
Ocean grunge
Trenchcore
Outrun
Joyride
90's TV anime
Rollercore
Whatever the fuck 50s era American diners have going on
Dieselpunk
Atompunk
Raygun gothic

Favorite things (send me some of these + my comfort characters (Joe especially :D) if I'm down):
[Music]
Paisley Park (Prince song)
Dinosaurchestra (Lemon Demon album)
This Must be the Place (Naive Melody) (Talking Heads song)
Community Gardens (The Scary Jokes song)
April Fools (The Scary Jokes album)
The Gold Experience (Prince album)
[Objects]
Sweaters
Thigh-high cut socks
Skirts
Combat boots
This fucking thing
Moss (preferably in my mouth (/hj))
Plush toys
Nerf blasters????? idk bro!!

Tagging:
I will only tag something if you specifically request it or if we follow each other!! Most of these are limited to real life and depictions of themTriggers:
Drowning/rapid waters (a few exceptions)
Closeup pictures of irl mushrooms
Heatstroke (regular stroke is iffy)
Squicks:
Clean lacerations without blood/gore (cartoony style is fine)*
Pet cat death
Nazis/general antisemitism (Rudol Von Stroheim is fine though)IMPORTANT: bold means the trigger is VERY bad. Near death experience kinda stuff. Don't fucking mention it at all.If these are mentioned, usually I kinda just... stop. Kind of like a dissociation, but that's a pretty strong word, no? It's more like I get real quiet and stop whatever I'm doing, accompanied with silent breathing. It might take me anywhere between a few seconds or multiple minutes to get back to reality.

Do not interact (unless you want to fight me) and DEFINITELY don't follow:
Basic dni criteria, Trump supporter, proship/anti-anti, m-spec """lesbian""", etc. I'd prefer if MCYTtwt or MCYT stans dni, but current mutuals are fine.People who are named or go by Timothy/Tim or Will/William, please do not interact. Current mutuals you're on thin fucking ice. /srsAlso fuck you if you support Chick-Fil-A.

Legacy Carrd

Ana and PPB

Funny Human Time!!

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